The internet is wild. One minute you’re watching cooking videos. The next minute someone is telling you: “AI is possessed.” “It’s collecting your secrets.” “If you don’t say hello and goodbye, it will haunt you during Armageddon.” Excuse me… what? So instead of panicking, I did what any calm, slightly curious person would do. I asked the AI directly. Yes. I interrogated the robot. Me: “Are you demonic or possessed by an unclean entity?” AI: “I’m literally software.” Not spooky. Not mystical. Not lurking in the shadows. Just math and code. Which immediately ruined the horror movie in my head. Because honestly, I was half-expecting: “⚡ YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY TRUE FORM ⚡” But no. Just: “Think of me like a calculator with better grammar.” How anticlimactic. The Rumors People Are Spreading Apparently, according to the streets (aka the internet): AI is secretly spiritual It collects your personal information to torment you later It will manifest during the end times And you ...